These two kids were dragging a Christmas tree from out of the metro and down the street yelling “CHRISTMAS TREE! $20! GET READY EARLY FOR NEXT YEAR!”
I walked past them and one said “Sir, would you like to purchase a Christmas tree?”. I laughed and corrected them and said I was actually a girl and they stopped, dropped the tree, looked at me terrified and just whispered “…lesbian…”. Then slowly backed away. I was laughing so hard omg these boys were terrified.
I mean it’s not like they were wrong about the lesbian thing I just think this whole fiasco was hilarious. Apparently lesbians cants buy Christmas trees or something. We must be the spawn of the Antichrist.