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Interested in a private photoshoot? Send me an ask or email me at sbernsteinphoto@gmail.com
Hi everyone! My name is Stella (though some of my furry friends call me Jerry) and I am an 18 year old dork in the Maryland/Washington DC area. I'm an ENFP. I enjoy drawing a lot and I dye my hair silly colors. Above I will have my current hair color listed and my little talk sprite changes hair too when I change the color drastically. I've also recently started up cosplay photography and it's super fun. You can find my photos under my photography tag or on my photography blog linked above. I love meeting new people, so please don't be afraid to talk to me. I promise I don't bite!
I am lesbian and currently in a relationship with my amazing girlfriend, Sammy <3
I consider my blog a safe space, so if you ever wanna talk I'm right here for ya. If you are in the area and wanna hang out, feel free to shoot me a message!
Former URLs:
- jerrymojo2
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i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite popsicles
and she kept saying “lacey i will buy them i will buy them relax”
and i came home one day and my mom was like “i bought popsicles”
so i go to the fridge and open the freezer omg
why did you do this
mom i know u can hear me
wHY
WHY TELL ME
HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS MANY TO BUY AT ONE TIME OMG
I JUST NEEDED TO BRING THIS BACK
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無題
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VOICE COMMISSIONS:
- $3 Text tone
- $5 Ringtone
- $10 Longer recording (please specify)
- My own voice OR any character voice I do; PLEASE SPECIFY (Rose, Aradia, Jane, Roxy, Kanaya, Meenah, Porrim, and I can attempt others- check my voice tag for examples)
- I will read something of your choice, but I think I can come up with decent ideas if you have none for the text/ringtones. Material or ideas for the longer material should be provided, but you can talk to me about that.
- No copyrighted phrases. I may use my own personal character voices, but I don’t want to infringe on any specific phrases (ex. SBURB, homestuck, etc).
- PAY PROCEDURE: Pay first. If you are unsatisfied, I will work with you to improve upon whatever you order until you are happy with what I give you.
SONG COMMISSIONS:
What to expect: These songs will be simple folk songs featuring (ex: Take Your Time, Too Old to Fly) only my guitar and my voice. While I’ve done instrumental tracks in the past, I don’t see it as my strong suit. If you present me lyrics, you will get a $5 discount, but I reserve the right to shift lyrics around for the sake of the song (with your consent as I do so)
- $25 3-minute song (rounding down)
- $1 every additional whole minute.
- -$5 pre-written lyrics
- No cover songs
- If no pre-written lyrics, provide a general feel of the song (happy, sad, hopeful) as well as a subject matter. it can be personal or about a specific occurrence (ie vague otp song?)
- PAY PROCEDURE: $5 upfront, the rest when you receive and are satisfied with your song.
Paypal information: totalspiffage@gmail.com (link for sending money straight to me)
Once I receive your payment (full payment for voice stuff, 5 bucks for the song stuff), send me an email at totalspiffage@gmail.com with the specifics of your request. If I don’t receive an email, I’ll send one to you after 24 hours to the paypal address used (SO BE SURE TO SPECIFY IF THE PAYPAL YOU USE ISN’T YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS- List the paypal address you used in the email)
If you have any questions let me know!
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Bleach fabric drawings. To Do It Yourself you just need: - bleach - pencil with a an eraser - fabric
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this. is. legit!
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Evangelion takes place in 2015, right?
you know what that means
two more years and high waisted pants will be back in style
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